YOU GONNA EAT OR WHAT?

Welcome to the holy land of comfort food. Our menu’s got attitude, flavor, and zero apologies. From crispy fried starters to strombolis stuffed with more personality than your Uncle Tony, we’re here to feed your cravings and your soul. Don’t overthink it—order what sounds good, because it all is.

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Zucchini
Veggies are good...fried! Breaded farm fresh zucchini, golden fried served with tzatziki dipping
$12.95
Cheesy Disco Jersey Shore Fries
Jersey shore seasoned fries, marsala gravy, topped with broiled mozzarella cheese. Add chicken +$5
$14.95
Stuffed Meatball Parm Focaccia

Best Balls in town! (3) house made meatballs, nonna’s tomato sauce, broiled mozzarella, a touch of ricotta sandwiched between a house made focaccia

$15.95
Fried Mozzarella Cheese Curds
Before fresh mozzarella, there was the cheese curd...Crispy gooey morsels of fried cheese curds...yum! Served with vodka dipping sauce
$12.95
Guido Balls
Totally outside the box mac & cheese….Made with angel hair pasta, ricotta, mozzarella and pecorino cheese, golden fried, served with alfredo dipping sauce
$14.95
Toasted Ravioli
(8) four cheese blend filled ravioli, golden fried, served with vodka dipping sauce
$12.95
Sriracha Honey Pepperoni Egg Rolls

2 pepperoni, mutz, egg roll wrap, crispy fried, drizzled with sriracha honey served with tomato dipping sauce

FRESH SALADS… THEY'LL CURSE AT YOU!

The Julius

Chopped romaine, blackened chicken, chipotle Caesar dressing, grape tomato, shredded asiago and provolone cheese, sriracha honey drizzle

$15.95
Don’t Be a Chooch
You don’t want to miss this one...Baby spinach, feta cheese, strawberries, sliced toasted almonds, tomatoes, and grilled chicken to round it out. Topped with balsamic reduction and served with Raspberry vinaigrette dressing
$15.95
Roman Wedge
Romaine wedge, gorgonzola crumble, bacon, tomato, croutons, blue cheese dressing
$16.95
The Pazzo
This is weird but tastes awesome... trust me: iceberg and romaine lettuce, tomato, cucumber, red onion, Italian olives, shredded mozzarella cheese, chopped house made meatballs, then get this…we give our homemade tomato sauce to pour over it...crazy but amazing!
$15.95
The Madone
Iceberg and romaine mixed together with tomato, cucumber, sliced black olives, bacon, fried cheese curds, jalapeño ranch dressing
$14.95

STROMBOLI SO GOOD, YOU'LL CONFESS AFTER

Ya Sista’s Ass

Breaded skinless eggplant, broccoli rabe, fresh mutz, tomato, balsamic reduction, tomato dipping sauce

$12.95
The Mamma Mia

Grilled chicken cutlet, fresh mutz, tomato, roasted peppers, basil, balsamic reduction, served with pesto garlic butter

$13.95
The Briagone

Crispy chicken cutlet, vodka sauce, whole milk mutz, crispy prosciutto, pecorino cheese, served with homemade vodka sauce

$13.95
The Gidrul

Crispy BBQ chicken, bacon, crispy fried onion, cheddar and mutz blend, served with ranch dipping sauce

$13.95
The Melanzane

Breaded skinless eggplant, tomato sauce, burrata, pesto, Romano cheese served with tomato dipping sauce

$12.95
The Fachabroot

Fire braised turkey, bacon, cheddar, whole milk mutz, served with chipotle aioli

$14.95
The Luca Brasi

Crispy breaded jumbo shrimp, tomato sauce, whole milk mutz, tomato dipping sauce

$17.95
The Agida

Sliced Italian sausage, peppers, onions, basil, marinara, whole milk mutz, served with marinara dipping sauce

$14.95
The Satriale’s

Beef, veal and pork meatballs, with burrata, whole milk mutz, marinara, hot honey drizzle, served with tomato dipping sauce

$15.95
The Rocky Balboa

Sliced Italian beef roast, caramelized onion, gravy, provolone and whole milk mutz, brown gravy dipping sauce

$14.95
The Gavone

Sausage, pepperoni, meatball, bacon, whole milk mutz, served with tomato dipping sauce

$14.95
The Fredo

Crispy Chicken cutlet, tomato sauce, whole milk mutz, tomato dipping sauce

$12.95
The Fa Napoli

Crispy sweet chili chicken, scallions, cheddar and mutz blend, sesame seeds

$13.95
The Stroonz

Crispy chicken cutlet, bacon, tomato, ranch, cheddar, whole milk mutz, served with buttermilk ranch dipping sauce

$13.95
The Malandrino

Crispy chicken cutlet, broccoli, tomato, pesto, ricotta, whole milk mutz, served with garlic butter dipping sauce

$13.95
The Deezgrazyad

Spinach, broccoli, onion, peppers, mushrooms, black olives, whole milk mutz, balsamic reduction, served with garlic butter sauce

$12.95
The Cabbadost

Crispy buffalo chicken, blue cheese, cheddar, whole milk mutz, served with blue cheese dipping sauce

$13.95
The Googootz

Breaded zucchini, tomato sauce, ricotta, whole milk mutz, served with tomato dipping sauce

$14.95
The Stoonad

Crispy chicken cutlet, sliced imported Italian ham, asiago cheese, whole milk mutz, served with Caesar dipping sauce

$13.95
The Spicy Braciole

Italian sausage, chopped broccoli rabe, cherry peppers, sharp provolone and whole milk mutz blend, served with spicy marinara dipping sauce

$13.95

SWEET ENDINGS

Funnel Fries

Fried funnel cake batter tossed in powdered sugar drizzled with Nutella and topped with fresh strawberries

$8.95
“Leave the Cannoli”
(6) fried dough squares filled with cannoli cream, tossed in powder sugar
$10.95